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SMS Poetry

MUJH may khusbu basi ussi ki hai
jese ye zingagiussi ki hai
wo kahin aas paas hai mojod,
ho-na-ho ye hansi ussi ki hain ,
dukha rah hon dil is main lekin khushi usi ki hai
yani koi kami nahi mujh main,
yahi mujh main kami usi ki hai,
kya mere khuwab b nahi mare?
kya meri neend b usi ki hai?

jin se kismat ke sitare root jate hain
badal jati hain dunya magar sahare root jate hai,
wo kashti jis ki kismat main ho doob jana,
agar tofah se bach b nikle to kinare root jate hain

jab tanha tumhari shaamain hon,
jub moonh morh le duniya tum se
udaas tumhari raatain hon
her khushiroote jaya tum se
pukaar lana tum mujhey
ek muqa dena tum mujhey
tumhare zakum zakum badan ko
apnay kayal ka marham doon ga
jaltay haye daman ko
tamman;on ka sangam doon ga
samhaal loon ga tumhare toote dil ko
main taam loon ga har ek pal ko
ke phir kaheen tum kabhi toott kar bikhro
bikhar ke sulgo
tanha na tumhari zaat ho
tumhare saath main bhi toottoon tooth kar bikharoon
aur bikar ker sulgoon

mari hatheli tum apne pass rakh loo
jab dua mango tu isse b utta lena
khushi mile to apni hatheli agay karna..
gham milen to meri hatheli main sameet daina

NA JAANE KYUN DIL KI YE KHWAHISH HA
WO MERI HAR BAAT JAAN JAE BINA KUCH KHE

AASUON KO BAHOT SAMJHAYA,
KE TANHAIYON MAIN AAYA KARO,
MEHFIL MAIN HUMARA MAZAK MAT URAYA KARO,
IS PER AANSOO TARAP KER BOLE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
ITNE LOGO MAIN BHI AAPKO TANHA PAATE HAI,
ISILIYE TUMHARA SAATH DENE CHALE AATE HAI..

Phoolon Say Pyaar Hai....?
Magar Jab Phool Khiltay Hain To Unhain Tehni Say Tor Dalti Ho....
Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Baarishoon Say Pyaar Hai...?
Magar Jab Baarish Hoti Hai To Chuppti Phirti Ho....
Tum Kehti Ho Mujhay Hawaoon Say Pyaar Hai....?
Magar Jab Hawa Chalti Hai Tu Khirkiyan Band Kar Leti Ho...
Phir Us Waqt
Main Khof Zada Sa Ho Jata Hoon Jab Tum.....
Mujh Se Kehti Ho Mujhay Tum Say Pyar Hai......

Dil mein basa tha pyaar tera,
Wo dil to kabhi ka tod dia,
Badnaam na hone deinge tujhe,
Tera naam bhi lena chod dia.....!

Hame maut per bhi hai yaqeen,
Pyaar per bhi hai aetbaar hai,
Dekhte hain pehle kaun aata hai,
Hamein to dono ka intezar hai..........!

Socha tha us bewakuf ko bhul jaayeinge,
Dekh ker bhi andekha ker jaayeinge,Per
,Jaise hi wo saamne aaye wo hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dekh lein agli baar bhul jaayeinge............!

palbhar me toot jaye wo kasam nahi,dosto ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
hum tumhe bhul jaye is baat me dum nahi,aur tum Hume bhul jaao
itne bure hum nahi.

Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron se kya gila kare,
jab chand hi hamra na hua

meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..

Na aana usse leke mere janaze mein, Meri Mohabbat ki tauhin hogi, Main 4 logon ke kandhe pe hounga, Aur
meri jaan paidal hogi

Rah rah kar aapki yad aye to kya karun,
Yaad dil se na jay to kya karun,
Socha tha khawaboo me hogi mulakat,
Par neend hi na aye to main kya karun.

Apne dil ki suno, jazbat se kam na lo... Muje yad rakho beshak mera naam na lo... Apka vehem hai k hum bhul
gaye AAPKO, Aisa soch k mere pyar ka imtihan na lo

Funny SMS

Shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahin.......
Tajmahal banana tha par Mumtaz mili nahin....
Ek din... kismat khuli,.....shaadi hui,........
Ab Taj banana hai par yeh Mumtaz marti hi nahin.

Zara gaur se................
Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ,
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai,
Zaher ko Zaher kat ta hai,
Isliye apko Kutta katega..

Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

Ye Keh Kar India Ne Pakistan Ka Paani Khol Diya Faraz...
K Hum Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani Nahi Peetay. :-)

itne to burey na the jitne ilzaam lagaye logon ne faraz
kuch us ne humain badnaam kiya aag lagai apno ne...

Us ki Zulfon Mai Jab Se Soya Hon
Faraz...
Qasam Se Mujhe To Jooen hi Nahi Chortin!